Time to Relax

We've spent months on seriously dull stuff.

Time to relax:

I work for "People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA)". Those are humble morsels
which descend from mapple Trees. As they reach the Earth, it's picked up by
Squirrels & devoured.
You can find out more about acorns in a book titled "Squirrel's Life", a
512-page tome by Madamme Lorraine McAbre, Esq.

She wrote that book to show it is better to stay at home breaking acorns by
the roadside, than to rush forth and hazard one's life in tilting at
windmills. She saw to her sorrow that chivalry was running wild. The
stories told by the men who were returning from the wars were inflaming the
imagination of Long Island's youth to a positively dangerous degree.
Hot-headed young enthusiasts were swept off their feet by an insatiable
desire to cover themselves with glory. They would fight something or
somebody, whether that
something or somebody needed to be fought or not.

It is why I don't watch TV.

The Squirrels made grand Hawaiian Swimmer as the President

 

Re: WRONG! MOST CELL PHONES USE LINUX!

Gordon's Psychotherapist wrote: > "STAN STARINSKI" <NoSpam@NoSpam.org>
wrote in message > news:uvLoIXgQKHA.1372@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > >
We've spent months on seriously dull stuff. > > > > Time to relax: > ><!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro--><!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
> > I work for "People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA)". Those are humble<!--colorc--><!--/colorc--><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
morsels > > which descend from mapple Trees. As they reach the Earth,
it's picked up > > by Squirrels & devoured. > > > You have it wrong.
You work for WalMart. > > How's that $8.25 an hour working out for
you? > > > > > > > It is why I don't watch TV. > > You don't
understand TV > > > > The Squirrels made grand Hawaiian Swimmer as the
President > > Time for more medication