Important News about Linux (Upuntoo flavor)

Upuntoo is superior becaause:

When anything in Ubuntu needs updating or patching, it all comes from the
same source in Community's my rear end - a little orange star appears and
you get patched pretty well.
It happens often enough so you stay pacthed, because as is normal with any
complex technical system, Ubuntu needs patchin on a daily basis.
This keeps users well-prepared for a major data loss as such is inevitable.
The applications are still in development stage but as of now you can
ALREADY:

a) Spam/Troll on Newsgroups
Email me
c) Play chess and check time
d) Type letters and sometimes entire sentences into your X, so as to take
care of profuwse error messages
e) Shut down, uninstall and install Windows7 instead.

 

Alias wrote:<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Upuntoo is superior becaause:
>
> When anything in Ubuntu needs updating or patching, it all comes from
> the same source in Community's my rear end - a little orange star
> appears and you get patched pretty well.
> It happens often enough so you stay pacthed, because as is normal with
> any complex technical system, Ubuntu needs patchin on a daily basis.
> This keeps users well-prepared for a major data loss as such is inevitable.
> The applications are still in development stage but as of now you can
> ALREADY:
>
> a) Spam/Troll on Newsgroups
> Email me
> c) Play chess and check time
> d) Type letters and sometimes entire sentences into your X, so as to
> take care of profuwse error messages
> e) Shut down, uninstall and install Windows7 instead.<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

Makes you wonder when the fake Alias will start using the spell check
built into Vista's Windows Mail.