Calling all Experts (Quick favour please...)

Hi Guys,

I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
to ask.

I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
jargon.

If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so all
technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.

It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.

Hope you can help.


Kindest regards,
Debi

 

On Fri, 9 Oct 2009 08:39:15 +0100, Debi wrote:
<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Hi Guys,
>
> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
> to ask.
>
> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
> jargon.
>
> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so all
> technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>
> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.
>
> Hope you can help.
>
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

ROFL.

--
Gene E. Bloch letters0x40blochg0x2Ecom

 

Debi wrote:
<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Hi Guys,
>
> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
> to ask.
>
> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
> jargon.
>
> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so
> all technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>
> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

Very funny. Technical answer is: fsck no. Google "fsck".

Malke
--
MS-MVP
Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!

 

Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP


"Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:%23qQLldaSKHA.5052@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Debi wrote:
><!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Hi Guys,
>>
>> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right
>> place
>> to ask.
>>
>> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
>> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
>> jargon.
>>
>> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
>> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life
>> computer
>> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
>> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
>> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so
>> all technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>>
>> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
>> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>
> Very funny. Technical answer is: fsck no. Google "fsck".
>
> Malke
> --
> MS-MVP
> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Thanks Stan!

Regards,
Debi


"STAN STARINSKI" <Chyna@stealsUSJobsPatentsSoftwareMusicVideo> wrote in
message news:eKyfE0SSKHA.4568@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> 1) Found PL11 on Controller, so we can try connecting it after nearly a
> year
> it's been unused.
> However there's also PL10 unused - what is its purpose? Our machines
> have
> been using PL1, PL2, now trying PL11, but what is PL10 for?
>
> 2) I don't understand "using SMB cable for Varicaps" as there's NO SMx
> connector on Cassette for it.
> Mike, you have added 2 SMB/C for Diode board (RFin from poweramp, RFout
> from
> preamplifer), right? OK.
> But are we now talking about adding a 3d SMB connector? There's no space.
> How did you connect Varicaps control in your machines? - If you used an
> SMB
> as you said in email, wouldn't it result in 3 SMx connectors, total? All
> I
> see is an old Dsub9 and 2 new SMB/C; not 3.
>
> 3) There's a new coax input on Duplex Schematics - appears to be
> "RFpulse-excited switching" meant for new PIC's (future) or already using?
> That results in 4 SMx connectors total, where does all this stuff fit
> into?
> That Coax is added to the old Gate input (Gate is lowfrequency digital, so
> not coax, but Dsub9).
>
> 4) It appears most new Diode/Duplex Schematics are not showing I/O ports
> assignment (not labeled what is what), only because I've worked here for a
> while I can guess what is what, but really we need to add labeling to
> off-page connectors. Anyone from outside will not understand what output
> goes to what input and what is unused., for a week if not forever. The
> labels ironically were in old schematics except P & Q points were flipped
> (corrected now).
>
> You see one question triggers an avalanche of others, and I was asked just
> to assemble cassette but really this is engineering investigating between
> two countries, takes a day for each communication.
> I love profession, but not as far as jumping out of my skin for free....
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Debi wrote:
<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

Troll. *plonk*

Malke
--
MS-MVP
Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!

 

On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:10:12 -0700, Malke wrote:
<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Debi wrote:
> <!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

Don't plonk it, it might be fun to watch.

--
Gene E. Bloch letters0x40blochg0x2Ecom

 

Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP

All I asked for is help!

"Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Debi wrote:
><!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke
> --
> MS-MVP
> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting along
with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified university
project!

I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to ask
but you can't resist in putting people down.

Kindest regards,
Debi


"Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Debi wrote:
><!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke
> --
> MS-MVP
> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
> MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting along
> with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified university
> project!
>
> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi
>
>
> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Debi wrote:
>><!--coloro:darkred--><span style="color:darkred <!--/coloro-->
>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>>
>> Troll. *plonk*
>>
>> Malke
>> --
>> MS-MVP
>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>
>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Debi wrote:<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
> MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting
> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
> university project!
>
> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

The problem is that Vista is such a POS operating system that the only
thing the Vista fan boys and girls have left are insults and playing
Usenet cop.

Alias

<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
>
>
> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Debi wrote:
>><!--coloro:darkred--><span style="color:darkred <!--/coloro-->
>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>>
>> Troll. *plonk*
>>
>> Malke
>> --
>> MS-MVP
>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>
>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Yawn!


"Michael" <majdnhgfiwo@nowhere.net> wrote in message
news:eU8PmlmSKHA.1908@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
> --
>
>
> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>
>
> "Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
> news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>> MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>> university project!
>>
>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>
>> Kindest regards,
>> Debi
>>
>>
>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:darkred--><span style="color:darkred <!--/coloro-->
>>> Debi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>
>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>
>>> Malke
>>> --
>>> MS-MVP
>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>
>>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

You're exactly right there Alias!


"Alias" <iamaliasTAK3THIS@OUTgmail.com> wrote in message
news:hashou$cbv$1@news.eternal-september.org...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Debi wrote:<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>> MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>> university project!
>>
>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>
>> Kindest regards,
>> Debi<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>
> The problem is that Vista is such a POS operating system that the only
> thing the Vista fan boys and girls have left are insults and playing
> Usenet cop.
>
> Alias
>
> <!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>>
>>
>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:darkred--><span style="color:darkred <!--/coloro-->
>>> Debi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>
>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>
>>> Malke
>>> --
>>> MS-MVP
>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>
>>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc--><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for the
toothless bj?
--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:ysCdnWzVpvBkR0zXnZ2dnUVZ8vqdnZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Yawn!
>
>
> "Michael" <majdnhgfiwo@nowhere.net> wrote in message
> news:eU8PmlmSKHA.1908@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>
>>
>> "Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
>> news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:darkred--><span style="color:darkred <!--/coloro-->
>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>> MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>>> university project!
>>>
>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>
>>> Kindest regards,
>>> Debi
>>>
>>>
>>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>
>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>
>>>> Malke
>>>> --
>>>> MS-MVP
>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>>
>>>>
>>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

 

Come on Michael... finish your homework.... I'm waiting for your witty
childish response!!!


"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:vb2dnXAZecuPaUzXnZ2dnUVZ8nednZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Yawn.... I won't have to open it wide for your little chipolata - I'd have
> more fun with a straw!!!!
>
>
> "Michael" <majdnhgfiwo@nowhere.net> wrote in message
> news:%23gazaMoSKHA.4408@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for the
>> toothless bj?
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>
>> "Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
>> news:ysCdnWzVpvBkR0zXnZ2dnUVZ8vqdnZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:darkred--><span style="color:darkred <!--/coloro-->
>>> Yawn!
>>>
>>>
>>> "Michael" <majdnhgfiwo@nowhere.net> wrote in message
>>> news:eU8PmlmSKHA.1908@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>>>> MVPGA@microsoft.com and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>>>>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>>>>> university project!
>>>>>
>>>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place
>>>>> to ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>>>
>>>>> Kindest regards,
>>>>> Debi
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Malke
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> MS-MVP
>>>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>>
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
> <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Debi wrote:<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> I'm not going to be too harsh as he could be genuinely retarded.... He
> probably needs to express himself in this way (no matter what subject)
> as this is the only way he can get sexual gratification.<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

How ironic your statements about me are...especially considering the
fact that you're replying to our resident lying spammer who hates MS and
thinks that insulting one family members and threatening them with
physical violence is a 'parody".
He is the one who is "genuinely retarded".

 

Well Frank, I can only judge from my personal experience.

I asked a GENUINE question on here to help me for a project all all I get is
unhelpful abuse... what is wrong with you people??? Even the so called MVP
is pathetic!

Alias is the only one who hasn't ridiculed me. Enough said!

I'm going to find another 'sane' Newsgroup that can help me... my project
has to be completed by Thursday!

Debi


"Frank" <fb@amk.cmo> wrote in message news:4ad22138@news.x-privat.org...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Debi wrote:<!--coloro:green--><span style="color:green <!--/coloro-->
>> I'm not going to be too harsh as he could be genuinely retarded.... He
>> probably needs to express himself in this way (no matter what subject) as
>> this is the only way he can get sexual gratification.<!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->
>
> How ironic your statements about me are...especially considering the fact
> that you're replying to our resident lying spammer who hates MS and thinks
> that insulting one family members and threatening them with physical
> violence is a 'parody".
> He is the one who is "genuinely retarded". <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

 

Debi wrote:<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> Well Frank, I can only judge from my personal experience.
>
> I asked a GENUINE question on here to help me for a project all all I
> get is unhelpful abuse... what is wrong with you people??? Even the so
> called MVP is pathetic!
>
> Alias is the only one who hasn't ridiculed me. Enough said!
>
> I'm going to find another 'sane' Newsgroup that can help me... my
> project has to be completed by Thursday!
>
> Debi <!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

alias replies to you:

"Eunuchs like Michael don't have one to play with."

"You'll get more childish responses from Frank, our resident third grader."

"Yeah, he is pretty pathetic. I've put him in the bozo bin but I am told
he replies to almost every post of mine like the Pavlov junk yard dog
with no teeth that he is."

No alias didn't "ridicule" you, he just ridicules and insults everyone else.

Good luck with your project.

 

"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:rpqdnbnR-q1ftk_XnZ2dnUVZ8h-dnZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> So what's the point of a newsgroup troll face? Why are you here.... go get
> a life!
>
> I can see a whole lot of you on here (not all , may had) have no intention
> whatsoever to help anybody!
><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

alt.school.homework-help

 

"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:LNidnTa2AIMcrU_XnZ2dnUVZ8qOdnZ2d@pipex.net...<!--coloro:blue--><span style="color:blue <!--/coloro-->
> And you said "you" instead of "your" in your original posting!
> Go buy a book on grammar faceless retard!
>
><!--colorc--><!--/colorc-->

By golly, if you stop top-posting, you'll actually make a good troll.