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Want A Dog Or???

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by snoopy, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. snoopy

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    Want a dog or???

    Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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    FREE PUPPIES: ? Cocker Spaniel, ? sneaky neighbor's dog
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    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be
    reward.
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    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 bull for sale
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    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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    GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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    NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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    (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
    Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
    longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything
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    snoopy, Oct 5, 2011
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