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Urgent Message - Money

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by snoopy, Sep 21, 2010.

  1. snoopy

    snoopy Registered Members

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    MONEY

    It can buy a house

    But not a home

    It can buy a clock

    But not time

    It can buy you a position

    But not respect

    It can buy you a bed

    But not sleep

    It can buy you a book

    But not knowledge

    It can buy you medicine

    But not health

    It can buy you blood

    But not life

    So you see money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering I tell you this because I am your friend and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering!!

    So................
    Send me all your money
    And I will suffer for you!

    Cash only please
    I won't discriminate -- I'll accept all currencies!

    :snckr:
     
    snoopy, Sep 21, 2010
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  3. DSTM (Dougie)

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    Good One, Snoopy.  :snckr:
     
    DSTM (Dougie), Sep 22, 2010
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  4. BeeCeeBee

    BeeCeeBee ADMINISTRATOR IN MEMORY

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    I think I will hold on to mine. After all it is a very small amount of suffering :snckr:
     
    BeeCeeBee, Sep 22, 2010
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  5. Match

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    I would send all my money, but I'm married and the wife won't give me the money for the postage :p
     
    Match, Sep 22, 2010
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  6. johnnydolphin

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    Snoopy, I will send you all of my money when I get it.
    Meantime, I am very happy.
    I have all those things that money cannot buy.

    Silly bidness, huh? B)
     
    johnnydolphin, Oct 29, 2010
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