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Two Newfoundlanders Get Laid Off

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by Oldcrow, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. Oldcrow

    Oldcrow Registered Members

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    When Two Newfoundlanders
    got laid off
    Paddy and Mick worked
    together in St. John's and both were laid
    off, so they went to the
    unemployment office. When asked his occupation,
    Paddy answered, "Panty
    Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton
    panties and thongs." The
    clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and
    finding it classified as
    unskilled labor, he gave him $80
    a week unemployment pay.
    Mick was next and when asked
    his
    occupation replied, "Diesel
    fitter." Since diesel fitter was a skilled
    job, the clerk gave Mick
    $160 a week.
    When Paddy found out he
    was furious. He stormed back
    into the office to find out why his friend
    and co-worker was collecting
    double his pay. The clerk explained,
    "Panty Stitchers are
    unskilled and
    Diesel Fitters are skilled
    labor."
    "What skill?" yelled Paddy.
    "I sew the elastic on the
    panties and the thongs. Mick
    puts them over his head and says: "Yep,
    diesel
    fitter!"
     
  2. redwing

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