Southern Computer Language.

If you use the below terms as defined, you know you're from Dem Southern States. :snckr:

Backup: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
Bug: The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte: What black flies do.
Cache: Needed when you run out of food stamps.
CD ROM: Place at the bank where they sell investmints.
Chips: What to munch on.
Crash: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital: The art of counting on your fingers.
Disk Operating System: The equipment the Doc uses when you have a floppy disk.
Diskette: Female Disco dancer.
Dot Matrix: John Matrix's wife.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Enter: C'mon in!
Floppy Disk: Whatcha get from pilin' too much firewood.
Hacker: aka: a smoker.
Hard Copy: Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Hard Drive: Gettin' home in mud season.
Internet: Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Makin' the wood stove cooler.
Mac: Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the roof up.
Mega Hertz: Whatcha get when yer not careful downloadin'.
Micro Chips: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone.
Modem: What you did to the hay fields.
Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Mouse: What eats the horses' grain in the barn.
Mouse Pad: Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season.
Port: Fancy wine.
Printer: Someone who can't write in cursive.
Program: What's on the TV when there's reception.
Random Access Memory (RAM): When you can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.
Read Only Memory (ROM): Where the Pope lives.
Screen: What you need for the window during black fly season.
Serial Port: A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Software: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.
Superconducter: Amtrak's Employee of the year.
Terminal: Time to call the undertaker.
Windows: What to shut when it's cold out..

 

Humph! What does an Aussie know about our Southern States?

 

I have read, Southern Folks are very good at Improvisation.  :snckr:

 

Very funny!!!!