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Men Teaching Classes For Women

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by snoopy, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. snoopy

    snoopy Registered Members

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    Men Teaching Classes for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Thurs. October 13, 2011

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a WalMart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--         Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum     ..
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.     Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield    .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    :snckr:
     
    snoopy, Nov 11, 2011
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  3. Match

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    Hope the teachers aren't male, else the pupils will walk out telling the teacher you must think were dumb or stupid, :snckr:
     
    Match, Nov 11, 2011
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  4. redwing

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    I was informed today by a male in regards to Class #1 that men do not read instructions. He said that he must do it "hands on". :eek:

    Is that why there is a slide presentation? :)
     
    redwing, Nov 11, 2011
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  5. Plastic Nev

    Plastic Nev SUPER MODERATOR IN MEMORY

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    I must admit that class two is a certain item of contention with me. Please remember ladies, us guys have to lift it after you have used it, why can't you put it back down?
    When very rich and made of solid gold, it is also damned heavy to lift back up too. :snckr:
     
    Plastic Nev, Nov 11, 2011
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