I might have posted this elsewhere, I have posted it in so many places on the internet I now forget where, but anyway, it is supposedly a true story. A doctor had been out to a social function and was driving home, perhaps a little inebriated but still not too badly to drive, when he turned round a bend to find a road accident had just recently happened. He stopped the car, got out and explained to a police sergeant who was obviously in charge, that he was a doctor and was there anything he could do or help with. As it turned out there was one accident victim did require medical attention, at least until the ambulance could get there, so he looked after the patient till the ambulance arrived. Once that patient had been taken off to hospital, he was assured there was little more he could do, so it was best if he carried on homeward, so he got in the car and drove off. Once home, his wife had been expecting him and left the garage door open, so he drove straight in, shut the garage door in the dark and went into his house and off to bed. Early the following morning, there was loud knocking on the front door, so going to investigate, and upon opening the door there stood a policeman, who first handed him his keys, then showed him his car was parked in the street. The policeman then politely asked if he could look into the doctors garage, upon opening it up, there in all its blue and white glory, complete with blue and red light array on the roof was a police car, "Can we have it back now" was the policemans request. Nev.