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  1. Pesi

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    I gave a laptop to the mother in law, she phoned a few days later and said the cup holder was too sensitive, "I only need to touch it and it goes back in and spills my tea"
    "I said that is for the CD"
    She replied, "I know I like to be tidy, but I haven't got that Compulsive Disorder"!
     
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    How a dish washer really works!!!!!
     
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    If you could get dehydrated water, what would you mix it with?



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    Does this look a bit blurred to you?

    Well just stare at it for a while and it will all come clear.

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    Yeah, that big cat across the street called me names...

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