JOKE OF THE DAY

Being a bachelor, I can really relate to this one.

Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner.
The conversation drifted from office, Sports to politics and then to cooking.
"I got a cook book once” said Larry.
"But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank.
“You said it, Larry replied, nodding.
“Every one of those recipes began the same way:

“Take a clean plate…”

 

Hum, someone has hit the wrong button in the admin control panel, just look at what happened to the mouse pointer.

 

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they got it into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch.

So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.

He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

 

Dougies previous post reminded me of this.

 

Daughter needs to know
A daughter says to her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand..

He said that, I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a service that his motor will seize and his ball bearings will fall off."!!!

 

Thanks everyone for you contributions, keep them coming.
Such a fun thread to get a laugh.