JOKE OF THE DAY

A guy went into a tattooist and asked for an Indian Brave on his back.
Twenty minutes in he said “Don’t forget a Tomahawk in his right hand”.
The Tattooist replied “Hang on a minute I have only just finished the turban”.

 

There are times when I think, "Why should I do this work? I will become an exotic stripper" then remember I am sixty five, going bald, fat, and can't dance!

 

Pucker up sweet lips!!

 

Hotel

A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, "Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel".


The manager responded, "Sir that's a personal matter ".


Husband: "Idiot, the window won't open! That's a maintenance matter !"

 

Enjoy !

Every human should get a chance to read this!!








"Dogs Welcome"
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or steal pictures off the walls or use them as a coloring book. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."