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    Pity there is only a like button, for this one we should have a "groan" button.

    I DID NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT LAS VEGAS
    Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

    This may come as a surprise to anyone who lives in Las Vegas
    But there are more catholic churches than Casinos

    Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give Casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

    Since they get chips from many different casinos , the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

    The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casino of origin and cashed in.

    This is done by Chip Monks.
     
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