JOKE OF THE DAY

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: “I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with non-stop chatting wife, 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”

 

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.

"Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet."

The social workers are finally satisfied.

They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"

 

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This Guy always cracks me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=155&v=ozcEel1rNKM

 

http://nand.net/adep/files/img/humor/wifi/

and

https://downloadmoreram.com/

 

The wi-fi spray disclaimer was epic!

The ram download brought me to a music video by Rick Astley

 

Strange the link is correct and works fine here on different systems and browsers.

Redid the link let me know.

 

ha ha

I should have been more specific. If you go through the clicks to purchase the ram, it will take you to the video.

BTW- Operators are standing by! Ask for Murray!

 

LL