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Discussion in 'Joke of the Day' started by DSTM (Dougie), Feb 15, 2014.

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    Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, said: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."

    "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened, one on either side of the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

    "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, named “Iraq of Ribs."

    “Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

    "All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the same tolerance they demand of us.”

    Yes, we should promote tolerance. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point ... It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
     
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    For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of facebook while applying the same principles.

    Every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I'll do later and with whom.

    I give them photos of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

    I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

    And it works just like facebook! I already have four people following me: 2 police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
     
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