JOKE OF THE DAY

I was playing Scrabble with the kids, keeping a few pieces between my teeth, and then coughed, accidentally swallowing quite a number of them.

I can see the next visit to the toilet could spell disaster!

 

There was a quiet little pub somewhere in Ireland, when a party of Americans walked in. The leader of the group said, "You Irish are known to be heavy drinkers, so I want to make a wager that no one can drink thirty pints of Guinness in thirty minutes, I will pay ten thousand Euro's to anyone who can"
No one took him on, however little Shaun was seen to sneak out the back of the pub.
Forty minutes later, Shaun came back in through the front door and went straight to the American and asked if the bet was still on, The American said "yes it sure is", so thirty pints were pulled and lined up on the bar. Exactly twenty nine minutes and fifty eight seconds later Shaun had drunk the lot, just managing the time limit by two seconds.
The American was quite amazed, however he still paid out the ten thousand Euro's. Then asked Shaun why he had left before coming back in to take on the bet.
Shaun replied, "Well sir, ten thousand Euro's is a lot of money to a man like myself, so I nipped across to the pub on the other side of the road to see if I could actually do it."