JOKE OF THE DAY

3 Bags of Ice=$10
Kiddie Pool = $8
Happy Dog = Priceless

 

Funny one I came across:


"A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee"

 

Canadian Police chase

 

Little Jiminy the hamster, looked like he had died, so they took him to the vet, who did confirm that sadly Jiminy was no more.
They asked the vet what was the best thing to do now, so the vet told them that they could of course just bury the remains, or if not too squeamish, they could boil him up in a pan with lots of sugar and make a jam. Not a jam to be eaten of course, but to then spread the jam on a patch of garden where it will act as a strong fertilizer. The flowers that grow will then be in remembrance of the poor old hamster.

They went home and did just that and spread it on a patch of garden just as directed.
Next spring time they rang up the vet and told him he had been correct and the jam had made some lovely daffodils grow.

The vet replied, "Well that is surprising, you are supposed to get tulips from hamster jam"