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  1. allheart55 (Cindy E)

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    Duuude. Last night was so epic ... right? Um, about that. Things are never as awesome as they seemed after a big night out of boozing. Let's take a look at a night out at the bar in terms of what you remember compared with what actually happened.

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    allheart55 (Cindy E), Jun 14, 2014
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    Anyone thinking of miracles? just read this, think about it too!
    According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc
    And this dude managed to find 12 buddies called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon .... who all drank wine !!!
    That's what I call a miracle!
     
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    ^ I wonder how much business they do. No cars parked out front of either business! lol.
     
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    Below is an amusing prank to do with wireshark. (If you work with Wireshark or a similar programme, or just see the logic, you might find it amusing as well.)
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    These two guys are out walking in the woods when they come across a hole in a ground.

    But this isn't just any hole. It's the deepest, darkest hole either of them has ever seen.

    Neither one of them can figure out how or why this hole is here.

    They decide to throw something into the hole to see if they can tell how deep it is.

    After looking around and not finding any suitable rocks one of the men finds a rusty old anvil.

    He picks it up, throws it in the hole and....nothing. They never heard it hit the bottom.

    30 seconds later they start hearing this weird noise.

    Baaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

    It's getting louder and closer. They both stand back as they are starting to get really worried.

    All of a sudden, a goat comes flying by them and dives right into the hole.

    The two men are just standing around the hole in amazement and confusion when an old farmer walks up to them and looks down into the hole.

    "Hey, either of you wouldn't have happened to see an old goat wandering around here, would ya?" says the farmer.

    "Well, yeah. It was the strangest thing. We were just standing here and what we thought was a goat came flying by us at about 80 clicks and jumped right into the that there hole."

    The farmer pulls out a hanky, wipes the sweat from his brow and thinks for a second and says, "That's impossible. I had him chained to an anvil."
     
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