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Discussion in 'Joke of the Day' started by DSTM (Dougie), Feb 15, 2014.

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    The Easter Bunny
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    Curiosity Killed the Cat?
     
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    :eek-67: I have friends like this....:eek:

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    If it is funny animations you want.

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    This daft thing :-

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    I did a bit of work on to give you :-

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    Nun Joke
    A nun was walking in the Convent garden and one of the priests noticed that she was gaining a little weight.
    "Gaining a little weight are we Sister Susan?" He asked.
    " No father just a little wind", she explained.
    A month or so later he noticed that she had gained even more weight
    "Gaining some more weight Sister Susan?" He asked again.
    "No father just a little more wind", she replied.

    A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a pram round the garden, he leaned over and looked into the pram and said, "Cute little fart":biggrin:
     
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