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Halloween Joke... (I Couldn't Resist)

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by Macwhipit, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. Macwhipit

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    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

    The bride broom looked very beautiful in her     white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


    'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.




    Are you ready for this?
    Brace yourself! this is going to hurt !! !! !





    'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
     
    Macwhipit, Nov 5, 2012
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  3. BeeCeeBee

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    I liked it, a broom with a speech impediment. :bnghd:
     
    BeeCeeBee, Nov 5, 2012
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    ELmer Fudd, Speech Impediment, Bugs Bunny!

    Ok I'll Just go sit up the corner and be quite.
     
    Match, Nov 6, 2012
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