Haiku Computer Errors

Yesterday it worked.​

Today it is not working.​

Windows is like that.​

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Your file was so big.​

It might be very useful.​

But now it is gone.​

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Program aborting:​

Close all that you have worked on.​

You ask far too much.​

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Windows NT crashed.​

I am the Blue Screen of Death.​

No one hears your screams.​

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Stay the patient course.​

Of little worth is your ire.​

the network is down.​

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Three things are certain:​

Death, taxes and lost data.​

Guess which has occurred.​

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Having been erased,​

The document you are seeking​

Must now be retyped.​