Funny Pictures

I'm with Bob - it's 'hot hot hot'!

No wonder you want one, Doug - flying down the road in comfort plus the wind in your hair - bliss!

 

How NOT to clean your Computer Towers.
This Guy just lost any Warranty.

 

Either he's a huge duffas - or the poor thing was already 'dead in the water' (I know, I know - groan, groan!).

 

And his marbles.

 

I came across this Image.
All it says is "Camping Canada"
Is it for real?
I know nothing about Bears.
What would one do in this circumstance?

 

Just shout

NO TRADERS OR FREE NEWSPAPERS OR JOHAVAH WITNESSES THANK YOU

then close the tent flap

 

I think under those circumstances I would casually reply "Hello Darling something wrong"

 

And the bear would say, "Not here to sell you anything - I'm here for lunch!!" (Actually, surely the photo must be fudged as I literally can't imagine a person pausing to take a photo as an angry bear charged into a tent!).

Not always, but most of the time when someone gets mauled by a bear in the forest, it's because they startled it or got too near (unknowingly) a cub...or the bears just plain hungry and I guess we do look just like lunch-on-legs. Come to think of it, bears are lovely to look at only from a distance.

Beside the bear that wandered up the sidewalk beside our house several time, I've only seen one close up years ago when it followed it's cub through my house (a lesson learned - don't leave your door open when you live in bear country). Not only do momma bears do horrible damage to belongings in seconds, they smell - really, really smell!!

 

Caption?

 

No caption coming from me, I'm afraid ... do you think he's tossing things in or taking them out??? (Maybe 'Santa' needs a Santa??)

 

Looks like this Santa, has fallen on hard times.

 

Hmmmmm ....

 

Rudolf must have had his running light turned off.

 

Aaaah, poor Rudolf - naw, it must have been Santa tippling on the job

 

OR---Maybe the pilots were on their laptops-----OBLIVIOUS to all else
Hmmmmm

 

Whatever the problem was, suspect we can be sure the pilots are about to only get Reindeer poo in their stockings!!!!

 

Hope thy can patch him up so he can bring me a----------
2009 Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200 Low XL1200L

I been a gooooood boy---honest
& Santa---put some "Mars" bars in the tool kit please:nod:

 

What's with these 'Mars' bars???

Will hope and hope that Santa brings you this lovely bike, gunner!!! (And some Mars bars, of course!).

Does anyone remember back when they were single and how remarkably Santa always 'brought' them exactly what they wanted? Huge grin!

 

Nope Santa still owes me what I wished for in christmass stockings when I was single
(Good Job my Wife don't use this site lol)

and as for Mars Bars, Please please Don't tell me you have never heard of them. that would be a crime in it self living in a developed counry and never having tried one!!

Mars.com - Mars

 

Oh dear, I wonder how that could have happened??!! ... how odd Santa didn't pick 'the' perfect gift for you to open on Christmas morning - when we're single he even gets the make, model or colour and size right!

(And - huge smile - how do you know your wife doesn't check the site?)