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"dogs Welcome"

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by snoopy, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. snoopy

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    "Dogs Welcome"

    A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much liketo bring my dog with me. He is well-groomedand very well behaved. Would you be willingto permit me to keep him in my room withme at night?"

    An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operatingthis hotel for many years. In all that time, I'venever had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,silverware or pictures off the walls.

    I've neverhad to evict a dog in the middle of the nightfor being drunk and disorderly. And I've never
    had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed,your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if yourdog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
     
  2. DSTM (Dougie)

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    Good one, Snoopy. That one gave me a good laugh.
     

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