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Computer help line, funny.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Plastic Nev, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Plastic Nev

    Plastic Nev SUPER MODERATOR IN MEMORY

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    A call to a computer repair specialists.

    Caller-
    Hi, our printer isn't working.

    Service engineer-
    Hello there and what is wrong with it?

    Caller-
    Mouse is jammed!

    Service engineer-
    Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse!!

    Caller-
    Hummm, oh REALLY?
    I will send you a picture.



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    Plastic Nev, Feb 14, 2013
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  3. KenB

    KenB Registered Members

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    caller ....
    "I thought I could hear a squeak every time we sent A4 through it "
     
    KenB, Feb 14, 2013
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  4. Ricardo

    Ricardo Registered Members

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    Hahahahahah, good one Nev ;)
     
    Ricardo, Feb 14, 2013
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  5. bob12a

    bob12a Senior Member

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    3072 Megabytes Installed Memory Slot 'A0' has 512 MB Slot 'A1' has 512 MB Slot 'A2' has 512 MB Sl
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    Dont try to squeak 2 well dones out of me Nev:boohoo:
     
    bob12a, Feb 15, 2013
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