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Only in Rhode Island...

Discussion in 'Joke of the Day' started by Slowpoke47, Feb 28, 2019.

  1. Slowpoke47

    Slowpoke47 Registered Members

    Feb 5, 2016
    small town in RI
    Operating System:
    Windows 7
    RI is my lifelong home, but...

    Only in Rhode Island...

    Four Rhode Islanders were comparing the intelligence of their dogs. Each thought his dog was the smartest.

    The first was a Home Depot employee who said his dog knew geometry. He told his dog, who was named T Square, to draw a square, a triangle, and a circle on the ground, which the dog did perfectly, no sweat.

    Next, the Stop & Shop employee said his dog was better. He told his dog, named Snack Time, to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into four piles of three, which Snack Time did right away with no problem.

    The third worker, a CVS employee, said the other two were okay, but his dog was better. He told his dog, to go and get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a twelve-ounce glass, which the dog did easily.

    They all then turned to the fourth man, a RI state employee and asked, OK, what can your dog do?” The state worker's dog was named Coffee Break, and the man said, come, Coffee Break, and show these guys what you can do.” Coffee Break ran up, ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Workers' Compensation, and went home on sick leave.
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