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If I Bought A Fancy Large Car

Discussion in 'The Comedy Club' started by N3, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. N3

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    One of my many fantasies in life is winning the big lottery. The first thing i would buy is a fancy large car with the capital "S' painted on it. Why? because i want people to say, "Look At That S Car Go"!
     
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    Good one took me a while to get it!
     
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    Groans and slaps forehead
     
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    Groan and groan again.

    I shall now have to paint a great big letter "S" on my old banger. 'tis a Peugeot 106 and about twelve years old. So maybe a snail might have little worries about being beaten by it.
     
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    Keeping the thread on topic of good old groaners,
    My friend hung up a picture of a cat, I asked him what happened to the picture of Buddha?
    He replied, "That was Zen, this is meow."
     
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    Nev......I dislike competition.....lol
     
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    Nev, every now and then life throws small mercies like you being retired, so no chance of you attempting a career as a comedian
     
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    I will have you know that I am a master at bad and groaner jokes, I learned my trade from Tommy Cooper, just didn't get the magic tricks quite as bad as he did.
     
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    Just like that lol
     

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